Agent P
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NewsAgent P: crowd-funder suckers
14 June, Adriatic Room, 8am : Geek Boy is in the doghouse. Big time.
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Agent P: roundtable revelations
17 May, Corinthic Room: I feel Team P deserve to hear what their seniors are thinking.
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Agent P: gender imbalance
What a turn-up! I’m sat at the big round table on the eighth floor of Henry House: 700 worker bees beneath, ours to command! Say hello to the newest member of the eight-strong UK board.
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Agent P: woke woes
9.30am, 18 April, Homeric Room: Agent P, alone, bangs head on table, repeats, confides to empty room: “I’ve had it with this diversity twaddle!”
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Agent P: valuation day
8.30am, 5 April, Adriatic Room: Young Thruster has the air of a crestfallen cockerel.
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Agent P: Mipim days
8 March, Skype call to team from rat-hole flat in Nice: “Hello? Hell-bloody-lo! Where are you all?”
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Agent P: opposite numbers
21 February, The Punchbowl private dining room, Mayfair : Joy suddenly confined.
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Agent P: rental reviews
8.00am, Corinthic room: Old Tom is back from an awkward meeting with his raffish client Clive who owns three retail parks, two containing Carpetright stores.
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Agent P: new year returns
Homeric Room, 8:45am : Geek Boy is back from San Fran, full of the joys of proptech. Promising interest from GBH, he met as many start-ups as possible. The bearded idiot has been gabbing for 45 minutes on how we’ll be apped out of existence, replaced by robots, drones and ...
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Agent P: fake news?
8:00am, Teutonic Room : My best PR idea ever was yesterday squashed by Them Upstairs. Am I hacked off? Damn right I am
