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    Agent P: rental reviews

    2019-01-24T16:38:00Z

    8.00am, Corinthic room: Old Tom is back from an awkward meeting with his raffish client Clive who owns three retail parks, two containing Carpetright stores.

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    Agent P: new year returns

    2019-01-11T10:13:00Z

    Homeric Room, 8:45am : Geek Boy is back from San Fran, full of the joys of proptech. Promising interest from GBH, he met as many start-ups as possible. The bearded idiot has been gabbing for 45 minutes on how we’ll be apped out of existence, replaced by robots, drones and ...

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    Agent P: fake news?

    2018-12-17T14:29:00Z

    8:00am, Teutonic Room : My best PR idea ever was yesterday squashed by Them Upstairs. Am I hacked off? Damn right I am

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    Agent P: roll on Christmas parties

    2018-11-30T12:26:00Z

    8.30am, Olympus room: “Roll on the Christmas party,” I say brightly, after delivering the bad news, the worse news and the plain chilling news – the bad news being the imminent appearance of one of GBH’s own in court, charged with sexual harassment against one of our female graduates ...

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    Agent P: revaluations

    2018-11-16T16:17:00Z

    8.30am, Adriatic Room: Young Thruster waltzes in, looking a prat in a pink grandpa vest and skinny jeans. I tell him to bugger off home and change back into his Thomas Pink shirt and M S chinos.

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    Agent P: Ructions in Riyadh

    2018-11-02T00:00:00Z

    8.00am, Titanic Room : Gloom, 40 fathoms deep. All hope for a £90m deal has just sunk like that bloody ship on the wall, along with a whale of a fee.

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    Agent P: double dealing

    2018-10-19T09:14:00Z

    8.00am, Homeric Room: Posh Girl shifts uneasily in her seat as Young Thruster explains the move he’s made to muscle out a one-man-and-his-dog tenant rep team from a deal.

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    Agent P: Vision 2025

    2018-10-04T23:00:00Z

    7:30am EST: Windsor Ballroom, Buckhead Intercontinental, Atlanta. Yay! Three days of mingling with GBH top brass at annual jamboree. Snagged a spot, thanks to Old Tom and Sporty Girl. Wham! Bam! My dynamic duo suckered a Chinese bicycle billionaire into cycling £51m into a tumbleweed resi site in Docklands. ...

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    Agent P: winds of change

    2018-09-20T23:00:00Z

    8:30am, Olympic Room: Winds of change are wafting over the pond from Our Bloody American Masters in Atlanta. Looks like Posh Girl’s six months of trying to snag the global mandate to flog Trump’s Hansel and Gretel golf chalets in Scotland has been blown away.

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    Agent P: new term

    2018-09-06T23:03:00Z

    8.30am, Titanic Room: New term, early gloom. Ominous memo from Them Upstairs. GBH may miss Q4 EMEA targets. Bloody Brexit. Even shed market is sluggish.