Agent P

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    Agent P: crowd-funder suckers

    2019-06-13T16:14:00Z

    14 June, Adriatic Room, 8am : Geek Boy is in the doghouse. Big time. 

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    Agent P: roundtable revelations

    2019-05-16T16:24:00Z

    17 May, Corinthic Room: I feel Team P deserve to hear what their seniors are thinking. 

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    Agent P: gender imbalance

    2019-05-02T23:00:00Z

    What a turn-up! I’m sat at the big round table on the eighth floor of Henry House: 700 worker bees beneath, ours to command! Say hello to the newest member of the eight-strong UK board.

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    Agent P: woke woes

    2019-04-17T23:00:00Z

    9.30am, 18 April, Homeric Room: Agent P, alone, bangs head on table, repeats, confides to empty room: “I’ve had it with this diversity twaddle!”

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    Agent P: valuation day

    2019-04-04T15:54:00Z

    8.30am, 5 April, Adriatic Room: Young Thruster has the air of a crestfallen cockerel. 

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    Agent P: Mipim days

    2019-03-08T12:48:00Z

    8 March, Skype call to team from rat-hole flat in Nice:  “Hello? Hell-bloody-lo! Where are you all?” 

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    Agent P: opposite numbers

    2019-02-21T16:41:00Z

    21 February, The Punchbowl private dining room, Mayfair : Joy suddenly confined. 

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    Agent P: rental reviews

    2019-01-24T16:38:00Z

    8.00am, Corinthic room: Old Tom is back from an awkward meeting with his raffish client Clive who owns three retail parks, two containing Carpetright stores.

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    Agent P: new year returns

    2019-01-11T10:13:00Z

    Homeric Room, 8:45am : Geek Boy is back from San Fran, full of the joys of proptech. Promising interest from GBH, he met as many start-ups as possible. The bearded idiot has been gabbing for 45 minutes on how we’ll be apped out of existence, replaced by robots, drones and ...

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    Agent P: fake news?

    2018-12-17T14:29:00Z

    8:00am, Teutonic Room : My best PR idea ever was yesterday squashed by Them Upstairs. Am I hacked off? Damn right I am