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    Agent P: quick maths

    2018-07-05T23:00:00Z

    8.30am, Olympic room: A group mull begins on how Berkeley has upped its profits by 15% to £934m, on revenues up 0% at £2.7bn. 

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    Agent P: retail details

    2018-06-22T00:00:00Z

    8:00 Homeric Room: Secret pre-meeting of grown-ups with Cautious Clive, GBH’s in-house pedant and UK head of valuation.

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    Agent P: Green Machine

    2018-06-07T23:00:00Z

    8:47am, Corinthic Room: The whiff of spliff off Geek Boy as he sashays in late triggers a thought. I stop parroting instructions from Them Upstairs to really go for CBRE’s valuation clients. 

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    Agent P: estate management

    2018-05-25T00:00:00Z

    8:30am, Adriatic Room: Breeding will out.

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    Agent P: embracing the future

    2018-05-10T22:50:00Z

    8:45am, Titanic Room: Geek Boy slopes in 15 minutes late, skeletal in his usual mucky T-shirt. He starts on. I stop him, annoyed. “No! I’m not taking your loony plan to Them Upstairs.”

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    Agent P: landing a whale

    2018-04-27T00:00:00Z

    8:30am, Oceanic Room: Respect to Young Thruster. He’s landed a whale of a deal, a surprise. His dad was a spiv. Made a pile building up a chain of exhaust centres. We made his second pile selling them.

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    Agent P: watercooler talk

    2018-04-13T00:00:00Z

    8.30am, Teutonic Room: Sporty Girl quivers with indignation at the disclosure by Them Upstairs that guys at GBH earn 41% more than gals. 

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    Agent P: negotiations in Guildhall

    2018-03-29T13:10:00Z

    8.30am huddle, Olympic Room: Happy days! Met mate Tim from Kingston Poly days at City Property Association lunch in the Guildhall last week.

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    Agent P: on tour at Mipim

    2018-03-16T00:00:00Z

    8:30am, Homeric Room: Old Tom slides into his seat, back a day early from Mipim. “Boring, boring, boring…” he mutters. Even La Chunga, I ask of the louche and mesosphere-priced spot by the Martinez. He grunts something about meeting a Malaysian.