All Metropolis articles
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NewsAgent P: freedom?
Friday 23 July, 8.30am, Homeric Room: Place is a morgue. But the Eighth Floor has commanded teams meet once a week now ‘freedom’ has been declared by holed-up Boris. Geek Boy is presenting. He has returned from a six-month secondment to HR.
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This week in… 2008
Central London rents were forecast to plunge by 20% within two years as financial tenants looked to shrink their footprints after the economic crash.
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Spin class: Lesson learnt
After our promised week of going vegan (inspired by our client’s opening of The Good Life Café), Soph has decided to carry on but I have given into the temptation of scrambled eggs on toast.
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This week in… 2012
SEGRO was hit hard by the collapse of one of its biggest tenants, the German mail-order company Neckermann.
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Agent P: witch’s broom
Friday 9 July 2pm: gripping a witch’s broom between my thighs in a dank basement car park at a prospective client’s shopping centre.
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This week in… 2019
Orion Capital Managers finalised its £209.5m acquisition of BT’s St Paul’s HQ, after a previous attempted sale to Great Portland Estates had fallen through earlier in the year.
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Roger Wade reaches fever pitch
Boxpark supremo gets behind team despite dull group-stage performance.
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Spin class: A vegan revolution
To Surbiton for the opening of The Good Life Café, our client’s debut vegan restaurant. Accompanied by a journalist.
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Trunk call for Savills
Agent sponsors one of the elephant herds in art exhibition in Green Park.
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Agent P: GBH
Friday 25 June 7.30am – sequestered in the bowels of (redacted) bank: GBH has been hired by a bunch of ravening wolves looking to tear apart Morrisons. No, not Clayton Dubilier and whatever – another lot, who make The Dubliners, as we call them, look like lambs.
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Spin class: Covid restrictions
Exactly a week before Covid restrictions were not lifted, Pastis Communications began doing its bit to save the planet.
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This week in... 2010
Starwood Capital and London Regional snapped up the Cumberland Hotel at London’s Marble Arch, in what was believed to be the largest hotel deal in Europe in 2010.
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Agent P: back to the office (sort of)
Friday 11 June: 8.30am back in the (Titanic) room! Well, four of us are: Geek Lad, Young Thruster and Posh Boy are up on the split screen. “What the hell are you boys doing?” I bark. “Friday is a Team P office day!”
