It has been a stonking year for the UK industrial sector, so great, in fact, that some agents have been singing its praises… literally.


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“I like big #sheds and I cannot lie,” Ben Stell, director at Trinovant, posted on LinkedIn. “You other brothers can’t deny, that when a shed goes past with an itty-bitty waist, and a dock leveller in your face, you get sprung…”

The post generated a lot of interaction from others in the industry who are just as excited about sheds and dock-levellers.

“Ben, I think a Christmas single could be in the making…” wrote one commenter.

Property Eye has yet to endorse a song for Christmas number one this year.

However, if Stell decides to pack in his life of shed agency work and pursue a career in music instead, ‘Baby got HGV parking spaces’ would get our vote.