‘Vote for change,’ scream the Tory banners, with airbrushed-Dave peering down creepily like the ghost of Gareth Gates. ‘The choice,’ we’re told, is of ‘five more years of the same pants, or queuing up in M&S to buy some new ones.’ And you know how long the queues are in ...
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