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Agent P

Agent P: retail details

8:00 Homeric Room: Secret pre-meeting of grown-ups with Cautious Clive, GBH’s in-house pedant and UK head of valuation.

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Living the high life

Industry members abseil down 22 Bishopsgate to raise money for charity.

Spin class

Spin class: bull genius

Say it quietly, but one or two of my clients are neither very talented nor very hard-working. But boy, do they get paid well and expect me to big them up.

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Scoring for charity

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PW Cup, awards and Great Property Pub Quiz raise over £30,000 for charities

Property football long match

In it for the long run

Charity football game attempts to break world record for longest match.

Agent P

Agent P: Green Machine

8:47am, Corinthic Room: The whiff of spliff off Geek Boy as he sashays in late triggers a thought. I stop parroting instructions from Them Upstairs to really go for CBRE’s valuation clients.

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Badger of honour

HRH partner breaks collarbone after a late-night collision with a badger.

Spin class

Spin class: be kind on the way up

You’d be a bit peed off if you’d just left Pret A Manger, I thought, as news came through of the £1,000-each windfall for staff.

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Agent P

Agent P

Agent P: retail details

2018-06-22T00:00:00+01:00

8:00 Homeric Room: Secret pre-meeting of grown-ups with Cautious Clive, GBH’s in-house pedant and UK head of valuation.

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